Oh my gosh I’d so redecorate!
I completely have to stay out of the Burford Garden Centre.
Here are the most scrumptious kilim rugs and crewel work pillows and furniture made of reclaimed Indonesian boats (5000 GBP for the table and four chairs).
It all looks like the most exotic fantasy. Just look at these colours! The reds are the best, deepest, purest shades, the blues are sky and the blacks are true black, deep and rich.
Mixed into this wonderful tapestry are the most beautiful hand thrown and primitively glazed bowls. (45 GBP)
This is the pillow I fell in love with. (85 GBP)
And I haven’t even shown you the giant (4′ tall), sunny yellow Provencal olive oil pots at 500 GBP each. I’d need at least three of those.
Maybe if I just stay here very quietly no one will notice. Hmm, how can I do this on a budget?