Bookshelf poetry...haiku...this post has issues

This week's bookshelf poetry challenge from the imaginative Lynn is to find a haiku.Since you probably already know that I juggle image and word equally. I decided to find something book-spiney-haiku-ish to describe myself. The title might be something like:Artist! You call yourself a writer?it reads:The Artist's handbook:U-turn if you want to writeThis book has issues!